Sunday, October 26, 2008

Turkish Delight, travel feature for Simply Bangalore (India Today), 2008

 Turkish Delight

 

Where to go on holiday is often a tough question for me to answer. Do I choose a beach bumming Bali trip or an epicurean and soul stirring Italian one? Do I take on the Mayan ruins or should I stick to riding out the summer in cool Coonoor? But sometimes, one doesn’t have to choose. Sometimes one holiday can cover all the bases and satisfy the lustiest wanderer. For me, that destination was Turkey.

 

The gleaming spires of Istanbul sparkle with the morning sun reflected off the mighty Bosphorous. From our little terrace (‘with mosque-view’) we eat a local breakfast or do shots of a Turkish brew that can make espresso beg for mercy. After our day’s exertions, we watch the sunset and the hundreds of birds that alight on the magnificent dome of the Blue Mosque. Below us is the bustling quarter of Sultanhamet, the old city… exotic, yet oh so familiar. It’s Chikpet in harem pants. For 2 days we wander the lanes and by-lanes smiling at the catcalls and sales pitches of a hundred vendors of food and scarves, attar and jewellery.  Whenever we tire, we stop at roadside stalls to drink the glorious, freshly squeezed juice of oranges the like of which we have never seen or tasted before. 

 

Within shouting distance of our hotel and each other, are the beautiful landmarks of Ottoman architecture and faith. We like the Mosque, a living place of prayer, cavernous and strung with a chandelier of wrought iron candelabra as well as scaffolding for internal repairs. We heed the many signs that warn us to cover our heads and wear sensible clothing, feeling perfectly at home. Right across from the Mosque is the Haigha Sophia, a Byzantine splendour that was once a church, then a mosque and now a museum. Gives a new angle to secularism! My favourite is the Basilica Cistern, the largest in a series of waterways under the city. Called the ‘Sunken Palace’ in Turkish, this yawning, subterranean space feels cool and ancient, with the hushed charm of a cathedral. 

 

After a day of soaking in the finer points of medieval culture, we decide to head to the six hundred year-old Grand Bazaar for some retail action. We walk through crumbling, old gates and are instantly surrounded by a profusion of colour and sound. Stalls selling ceramics, fabrics, leather jackets, gemstones and silver overwhelm our senses. We bargain ferociously for exquisite little coffee glasses with gold filigree work and escape relatively unscathed, clutching our bundles. The next day we spend hours wandering the Top Kapi Palace, admiring the intricate mosaics reminiscent of our very own Taj Mahal. And in the evening, as a reward for being such good little sightseers, we treat ourselves to the legendary hammam bath once used by the Sultan’s harem, where we are steamed, soaped and scrubbed down by poker-faced and muscular middle-aged women. We emerge glowing, and head for dinner to one of the little touristy yet quaint restaurants that dot the area, where we feast on dolmas and juicy yogurtlu kebaps while being entertained by live dancing and music.

 

The rest of our time in this marvellous city is spent in exploring its newer areas with their riverfront mansions and parks, and eating at fish restaurants along the river (avoid the ones in the fancy neighbourhood of Bebek if you’re on a budget). We are not very impressed by Taksim which is sort of the Oxford Street of Istanbul, but we fall in love with Ortakoi with its bunch of riverside eateries and its maze of stores selling gorgeous jewellery and local designer crafts. We also check out fabulous Dolmabahce Palace, the larger-than-life abode of the sultans on the banks of the river. At night we party it up with some of our Turkish friends at a multilevel nightclub called Rayna, with a spectacular view of the bridge that connects the European part of Istanbul (where we are) to its Asian side.


 

Next, we take a 3-4 day trip to Cappadocia. We are awestruck by its stunning, otherworldly landscape of wind-sculpted stone that stands like some ancient homage to installation design. We stay in little hotels carved out of caves in small villages and towns with curious names like Urgup and Ayvali. We picnic under cashew trees with views of other man made caves densely dotting the sides of rocky hills, forming huge stone beehives. We learn that this is where the Christians hid from the Ottomans, cowering in their hideaways, and painting beautiful murals depicting the life of Jesus on the walls. The region is famous for stunning ceramic-ware and we see how it is made, trying our hands at the potter’s wheel. We find it expensive to buy, though. Getting into conversation with one such store-owner, we learn he is a fan of ShahRukh Khan, just as his father was of Raj Kapoor. He proves his point by singing us a wonderfully accented version of ‘mera joota hai japaani’!


 


Our sightseeing concludes with a visit to the Greek ruins of Ephesus, now in the Izmir district of Turkey. We don’t linger long because it is a hot, hot day and the stone on the floors and Corinthian columns of the ruined city threatens to bake us to a crisp. We do take a quick look at 2000 year-old toilets (apparently the Greek gentleman’s morning socializing was done on this particular throne) and at the seriously gorgeous façade – which is all that remains – of the library of Celsus, and then hop into a bus for the last leg of our journey. 

 

Cesme. Beautiful town on the unbelievably blue Aegean Sea. It’s like the Turkish version of Goa to our eyes, complete with clothing boutiques and stores selling nothing but hammocks. I buy a gorgeous bikini and spend the rest of our trip sitting in a lagoon sipping cocktails, and being gently caressed by the two currents, one warm and one cold, that meet like lovers in this magical sea that borders this magical country.

 

 



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 In Istanbul, stay in one of the little hotels around the Blue Mosque in the Sultanhamet area. We stayed at the Hotel Turkoman. Everything is walking distance in the old city. If you want to go to other parts of the city by taxi, plan in advance – the traffic jams are monumental. You can take a tram or the metro as well.

For Cappadocia and Ephesus, get a package bus tour from one of the travel offices near the Grand Bazaar (pretty reliable), or if you want to do it yourself, go to the bus station and ask around. Things are a bit disorganised, but we Indians can handle that! The bus journeys to both these destinations are very long though, between 10-12 hours, so if you can, fly. Don’t take the trains, they are not very safe between cities. Women need to be a little aware – the Turkish roadside romeos are just as pesky as our local heroes, but they only whistle and look, they don’t usually touch. Keep your eyes open, be polite but firm, and you’ll be ok.

Have fun!

 

GIRLS OUT ON THE TOWN for Simply Bangalore, 2008

 The latest Talibanisation of Bangalore (a term once aptly used to describe a protest against a play I directed), has ensured excise collections falling by 30%, a rise in the obesity levels of Bangaloreans (we’re gulping down the beers with no way to burn off the calories), and even less entertainment for the single, 30-something girl when she’s out on the town. Like the lack of single, 30-something men in the city wasn’t bad enough.

 

Since we are independent, Carrie Bradshaw-worshipping girls, we end up going out with our girlfriends pretty often, and it’s usually a load of fun. We have a couple of drinks (or not), chomp on some snacks, dance a lot (or used to- I can feel my hips expanding) and go home with the designated non-drinking driver. It’s all about hanging out in a nice, atmospheric place with good music and light conversation, feeling your stressful day drain away. If only the authorities would get that it’s not just about the alcohol, but also the ambience, the relaxation, the exchange of ideas and opinions. Sigh.

 

So when someone suggested we try out ladies’ nights at some of the bars in town, it sounded not too different from what we would do anyway on a Wednesday night, except this way we would get a free drink and discounted chicken tikkas. At least someone realizes the value we girls add to a nightspot and wants to reward us for it, I thought. I was so wrong.

 

So I’ve done this ladies’ night thing a couple of times before- and I remember free champagne in F-bar, complimentary starters somewhere else and two drinks for the price of one in Maya (fabulous Cosmopolitans).  I also recall how happy the guys who escorted us were- which got me thinking that maybe ladies’ night is a clever ploy designed by men to give their brethren a break from expensive dates. I remember a couple of other bars- Hypnos and Sutra, I think- allowing girls in without the cover charge to boogie the night away, whether or not they wanted a drink. Ice used to give out a couple of free drinks per girl. The Beach, according to one of my young friends, would just dole out larger drinks to the girls.

 

But in our 24 hour city which has a 3 hour nightlife, things have gotten bad and badder. Ladies’ nights in most pubs and bars have been cancelled because owners just can’t afford it anymore. Who’d want to give out free drinks when their revenues are so down (by 60% since 2005’s Draconian 11pm rule was put in force, according to a reliable source)? And Bangalore girls aren’t exactly shy, retiring types who’ll be done after one sherry, no thank you; we want a pitcher or a peg or three. 

 

So I tried Ice. I tried Taika. I called Blue Bar. No luck. Then a little birdie told me that Tavern and Hypnos still clung to this quaint (and frankly, fabulous tradition). I set off with my girl-gang and one token boy in tow. Only to find that both these places had ladies’ nights up to 9 pm only. 9 pm?!? Do they expect people to start partying at tea time? There is no way I can finish work, walk my dog, shower and reach anywhere before 9 pm on a weekday. And what was the special deal, I asked- free shots? Unlimited snacks? Nope. Just discounted drinks.

 

And guess what. Obviously, all the ladies had come and gone, because on ladies’ night, we were the ONLY ladies there. Perhaps the boys had come in anticipation of the ladies flocking there for the unbeatable offer of 10% off on beer. And I finally saw the rationale of ladies’ night- the girls come for the free stuff, the guys come because the girls are there!

 

So that was a bit of a flop. However, in the spirit of investigation, I decided to list out the best watering holes for girls to go to on their own in Bangalore. The girls’ night out, as opposed to the institutionalized ladies’ night out. Because a group of dressed up girls in a mood to have a rocking time always attracts attention, it makes sense to go to places where the attention will stay just that, and not become intrusive (unless you want it to). In the days of yore, I was the envy of all my friends across the country because I could walk into Black Cadillac on my own, confident I would bump into someone I knew well (it was the only place to go, then). And Bangalore still feels like a city where you can go out in a gaggle of girls and not get harassed, leched at or felt up too much. (Although I wouldn’t go out for a drink alone after dark -coffee and lunch ownsomes are fine, but dusk brings notions of notoriety and bad pick-up lines with it. Groups are much better.)

 

Blue Bar is very girl friendly because the crowd is usually good. If you’re looking at something mid-range, try Opus, which has a nice family sort of ambience and encourages loud boisterous singing, which is always a good thing. Pecos is peopled with a crowd that just doesn’t give a rodent’s behind about who’s on the next table, so it’s a pretty safe bet. I like Hard Rock Café because of the anonymity, the great music and the sheer scale of it, and I like the new i-Bar because it’s intimate and so feminine with its pinks and lattices. Taika on Mondays was a fantastic evening out with the girls because you could bounce around to your hearts content to Vachan’s lovely tunes, but alas, that is not an option any more.

 

On the whole, the hotels are a good bet because you have valet parking, decent crowds and good décor. Avoid the mad, thronging nightclubs if you’re just girls. Look for outdoor spaces where you can get good service. Don’t drink and drive. And don’t hold your breath waiting for the free nibbles and drinks. In Bengaluru, ladies’ nights are nearly as extinct as the trees.

 

 

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Eulogy for Pitaji

 My Grandfather

 

Describe a man

Who was a father

a grandfather

An indelible, incredible influence

A huge banyan tree

Under whose shade

We lived

A family- a whole

Often loving, sometimes not-

As families do.

 

Imagine a man

Who was a friend

A guide

An intellectual companion

of our growing years

redefining,

explaining- and teaching

wise philosophies

that will stay fresh

forever.

 

Remember a man

Who was an altruist

A philanthropist

Who gave time, money, energy

And only asked for love

And respect

For his traditions

In return

For the good

He did for anyone who asked.

 

Honor a man

Who was a feminist

A visionary

Scrupulous to a fault

Generous to the extreme

Principled to a degree

Most people can only talk about.

A man of action,

of dignity of thought and deed.

 

He was my grandfather

But he was also

Without a doubt

the finest human being

I have

ever known.

The void of his absence

But also, the touch of his presence

Will be in my heart

Always.

Romance in the City for Simple Bangalore (India Today), 2008

 Romance in the City (for India Today)

 

Bangalore city. Technology and tequila. Glass skyscrapers and MTR. A city of young, vibrant people who love to work hard and party harder, who take on the bad roads and traffic, and still have the wherewithal to smile at the fazed expats. Optimism and romance fill the air…and here’s where my rose coloured lenses fall right off.

There’s something wrong here. Romance? In Bangalore? Where’s the space for romance in a cyber-burg? Pondering this pheromone-loaded question, I set about an informal poll among friends, youthful and jaded.

 

My conclusions were curious. Here’s what emerged. 

 

Top of the list was Grasshopper, a boutique/restaurant just off Bannerghatta road. Tables set under the stars, a superb five course meal of the most nouvelle of cuisines created by the enigmatic Himanshu Dimri, specially cooked to your particular tastes and all pleasantly imbued with wine and gentle lighting. Best of all there are only a few tables, and the service is so discreet that you almost feel like the whole set up is just for the two of you. 

 

Tamarind Tree is the venue for the most romantic weddings I have ever seen, whether set with fresh flowers and lamps against the sunrise or at night with the strategically placed lighting that adds an ethereal glow to the old- style carved pillars of the main house, the fabulous Tanjore art and the stone pool with lotuses. Decent food too, and chances are you’ll be pretty much the only people for dinner if you go during the week. A great place to rekindle romance.

 

Silver Oaks is a tiny resort nestled on the other side of Nandi Hills. 2 hours of driving from Bangalore will get you to a little cottage perched on the side of the hill with home style ambience and great home-cooked food. You can take a little walk up the hill behind the house on the steep steps, passing by little shrines etched with graffiti that declares the undying love of strangers that you can compare to your own. You can rest in the little arches along the way (that also help to hide the fact that you’re out of shape). 

 

Liquid Lounge at Ista is pretty with sheer curtains and foreign champagne to impress the most high maintenance date, and Olive Beach with its white walls, warm Mediterranean feel and delicate pizzas is very intimate and at the same time you know you’re dining with the city’s crème de la creme. Close your eyes and you could be romancing in Greece. The Tai Tai terrace, above the Bombay Store, is small and secluded and gives you a sense of being on top of the city- you can only see rooftops and trees- ah the Bangalore of old- and the food is superb.

 

In my teenage years it used to be really cool to go on long drives with your date to the lakes on the outskirts of the city- the Koramangala lake was a particular favourite. (Yes- it was outside the city then and I know this ages me a lot!) Nowadays I’m told that a certain lake off Airport road is the place for young couples to hang out and romance while watching planes landing…

 

I had to stop there. It was jumping out at me. Why was it that my top 3 were places OUTSIDE the city limits? And the rest were restaurants? It seems like eating out is the only way to celebrate the drama of love in Bangalore!

 

There’s always movies, I hear you say. And yes- what’s more conducive to romance than sitting hand-in-hand-in-the-same-popcorn watching a cheesy Meg Ryan film with your honey shedding copious tears on your strong shoulders? But when you can only get to that island of love by passing through the Saturday night throng of avaricious shoppers at Garuda Mall, there is bound to be some dilution of that love. Perhaps. But if you get off on shopping with each other, it might be exactly the foreplay you’re looking for. 

 

So- if I were Bangalore’s God of Romance for a day, here is what my to-do- list would look like:

Cubbon Park and Lalbagh- arguably two of the best green spaces in the country. Imagine walking hand in hand through the botanical gardens, or riding the puttani express and lounging at a lovely picnic on the grass with some wine and idlis? Instead we have cops interfering with the love process- even if it’s all above board and sealed with a marriage certificate.

With a wave of my divine finger, I would turn the island in the middle of Ulsoor Lake into a haven for coochie-cooing. A little café with a live band (sacriligeous thought in these fascist days) and little love boats to take you there..how chweet!

And then I would order my heavenly angels to clear all the ugly construction and development around the quaint little streets between Markham road and Castle Street so romance could flower as couples strolled through, admiring the old Chettinad style houses, doing a little antique shopping and relaxing on the little red-oxide porches of the houses.

 

I feel cynical. I feel I am crushing any hopes you lovers out there might have of finding a little oasis of togetherness in this city. Let me lighten your hearts by telling you the easy route to romance in the city. Get your honey to pick you up from home with the flowers and the vino. Drive to St Marks road, play some jazz (or Om Shanti Om, if you prefer) on the car stereo. Order burgers from Ice n Spice (hold the onions please) and enjoy each others company. That’s romance. Mayo dribbling down your chin and she still thinks you’re better than Brad Pitt. And you can do that anywhere in Bangalore. 

 

Just be ready to rev off if you see a cop close by.

 

 

Ruchika Chanana

Jan 2008

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